Self Help

by Norm Foster

Directed by Michelle Goulet

The Savages, second-rate actors, give their mistress, the Theatre, the cold shoulder to become millionaire self-help gurus. Sadly, their love life is the first thing to go, but they aren’t going to let a dead body give the game away. They and their hard-nosed agent will do all they can to hide the body from the prying investigative reporter, nosy police detective, and anxious housemaid.

Regular performances begin Saturday, April 6, at 7 p.m., with shows on Friday, April 12, and Saturday, April 13. There will be a matinee performance on Sunday, April 7, at 1 p.m. Canal Bistro will be open for beverages and snacks, and door prizes will be at every performance.

Cast

• Cindy Savage – Terri Haymes
• Hal Savage – Jon Jurmain
• Bernice – Erica Perron
• Ruby Delvecchio – Nikki Blain
• Detective Snow – Chris Paxton
• Jeremy Cash – Nik Kares

Warning – This show contains some adult humour